Couldn't resist sharing some jokes from my Daily Humour Facebook widget today. Now, I love our guys, esp. my man (!) but some times, you just need a good laugh at our differences, eh?
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put a remote control between his toes.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
Practice makes perfect.
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
Because he wouldn't ask for directions.
And guys? Feel free to give it back! ;)
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