Thursday, May 10, 2007

How's your hardware?

Who says Singaporeans don't know how to have fun?

Viagra-maker Pfizer has unveiled a new erection hardness tool which will enable men to take more control of their erectile dysfunction (ED) management and measure the success of their treatment. This new tool is based on a 4-point scale which identifies grade four erections as the optimal treatment goal for men with erectile dysfunction.

Evidently, to make it easier for your average banana, err.... guy, to digest, Singapore’s Society for Men’s Health proposed to allow men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd).

Fancy a cucumber, anyone?

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